Hey there! I’m Christofer Drew. My parents were so illiterate, that my name makes me sound like a retarded douchebag. I love water….I like singing songs that make me happy, and I love to play the ukelele. I love water. I have a lot of fans, for some insane reason, and I love them all, but my favorites are the young teenagers. You know? The underaged, just-turned-14-last-week girls. Those are my favorite. (: I LOVE WATER. I wear hats because it makes me look good. And if I look good, then I MUST be talented. Some people have said I sound female. If I have a vagina, then why is that a problem?
I LOVE WATERRRRRR.
What’s your name? How old are you? ;D
‘It taste good in my mouth!’ LOL, I loved his set. It was hilarious. And his ‘I Love Christofer Drew’ shirts. I wonder if Jess would want one? haha.
‘I AM SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!! SO FREAKING HAPPY! PUT SOME POT IN MOUTH AND WASH IT DOWN WITH FUCKING FANTASTIC WATER! buy my album, kids.’
