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This is the best goddamn fanfiction I have ever read. It’s better than Peter Chimaera. It’s better than fucking Squirrelking. I don’t even care if this shit is fake because it’s so funny.

Some random excerpts:

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………… Dumbledore!

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”
“How dare you?”

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore still looked mad but one of the teachers said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

I’m not even a fifth of the way done with this and I already know I have to post it here.